New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #415 Loser

God, I felt good about this one…

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New Yorker Cartoon Contest #413 Loser

I’m going to steal a page from Roger Ebert’s handbook and start posting my losing New Yorker cartoon captions because they’re hilarious.

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